While other coins were born on Wall Street, Baby Lobsta hatched inside a restaurant tank. He was different. Read his diary โ
Using his micro-claws, Baby Lobsta cracked the tank open at 3am. Waddled past the hostess stand. Hailed a Lyft. No one stopped him.
Baby Lobsta tried Ethereum first. Saw the gas fees. Laughed. Switched to Solana immediately. Built $LOBSTA as an SPL token in 3 days flat.
Baby Lobsta isn't just mooning โ he's going VIP class on Solana rails. 65k TPS. Sub-cent fees. First class seats, tiny lobster bib, salt water champagne.